Tue 4 Mar 2008
Simon is a b@$%@#d, and other updates.
Posted by Chris under Cats, Cricket, Dogs, Lindsy, Olive, Simon, Winter
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Since a certain black blob of a cat has yet again seen fit to wake the entire house before four in the morning, and I could not get back to sleep, I figured I might as well put the time to good use with some updates. This middle-of-the-might yelling through the house thing has been an ongoing intermittent pattern of his for some time and I wish we knew what to do to stop it. We’ve gone back to leaving the food bowls down at night but it apparently isn’t just a food thing.
When he does this, he sets off a chain reaction… this morning it woke Joy up first, so she quietly tried to get him to shut up, but I woke up then and once I was awake that set off an allergy fit. Figuring no one would get any sleep once I started loudly snuffling and sneezing, I just gave up and got up. Of course, once she knows I am awake, then Lindsy starts pacing through the house. This wakes up Cricket, who assumes it’s time to go outside, so she starts whining and honking (the latter because of her heart condition) and I have to let out two dogs at four AM because they have to go out RIGHT NOW — even though normally no one would be up for another two hours.
So now I am up, the dogs are up, and Winter and Olive are up. Winter has decided to get an early start for the day on menacing Olive, so I’m trying to quietly threaten her into stopping that, hoping that at least Joy managed to go back to sleep. In the midst of all this I happened to look over and see Simon peacefully snoozing on the bed by the fireplace. I threw a pillow at him. Yeah, immature, I know, but it felt good for just a split second.
Maggie is doing fabulous in her new home and it is such a big relief to have that situation resolved! The house is a lot more peaceful without her radiating misery like a flashing neon sign. She really wasn’t happy at all in this house, no longer having the fenced yard to hang out in, or anywhere we could walk her, and she hated the cold. Besides the stress of worrying she’d bounce over top of one of the ‘broken’ animals inadvertently, we knew she was miserable and this made us more stressed, which she picked up on and that caused her to be more anxious, and… well, you get the picture. It worked out so well for everyone involved and we were incredibly lucky to find her a home where she could ’shine’. She sleeps on a bed with a member of her new family at night and last we heard they were gradually phasing out the crate. We are so happy for her!
We thought that finding Maggie a home would quiet things down here for a while but Cricket decided to have another epic health crisis a week later. Actually she went downhill so badly we actually made The Appointment and burial arrangements. The day after we called the vet she decided to start eating again, and rocketing through the house like a dog about 15 years younger, so we’ve canceled it. What happens is that she will get pickier and pickier about what she will eat, until she goes off food entirely and makes herself ill. Usually it’s some sort of sugar crash that we can fix by force-feeding her Nutrical, but this last time she made herself really sick.
She had decided that all she would eat was moose meat (we’d gotten a bag of scraps from someone on freecycle) which is pretty much pure protein, no fat at all. After not taking in any fat or carbs at all for about five days, she essentially used up all her energy and crashed, giving herself nasty diarrhea in the process. In retrospect, we should have seen that one coming, but at the time I was just happy that there was something she would actually eat consistently, and didn’t think of the long term effects.
Our new strategy with Cricket is ‘tasty junk’. Specifically, 88 cent pot pies from Ingles. That was Joy’s idea, and in my opinion, it was a flash of brilliance. Cricket sucks that stuff down like it is the absolute Best Thing Ever. Yes, it’s full of salt, and who knows what else, but she’s been on borrowed time for over a year now and if that makes her happy so be it. It’s the closest thing to a balanced diet we’ve been able to get into her in the past few months. We’re not happy about having to smell cooking meat in our kitchen (or at least some chunky, vaguely meat-like substance) nor the non-greenness of the whole ‘prepackaged processed crap’ thing, but sometimes you just have to pick your battles.






