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	<title>Chris &#38; Joy&#039;s Critterweb &#187; Geek Stuff</title>
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		<title>Holy Sh** &#8211; I fixed it! And I am not even sure how :-)</title>
		<link>http://critterweb.com/2010/05/15/holy-sh-i-fixed-it-and-i-am-not-even-sure-how</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 14:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Woo Hoo!</p>
<p>The WPG2 plugin has been restored so that the blog is back to it&#8217;s happy self. I haven&#8217;t had a lot of time to work on this, but it&#8217;s been nagging at me and making me crazy. I had posted on the WPG2 forum to no avail, and was going to contact my webhost [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woo Hoo!</p>
<p>The WPG2 plugin has been restored so that the blog is back to it&#8217;s happy self. I haven&#8217;t had a lot of time to work on this, but it&#8217;s been nagging at me and making me crazy. I had posted on the WPG2 forum to no avail, and was going to contact my webhost and see if they had a fix. While I was driving yesterday, it occurred to me to try one last time to delete and replace the files themselves. I had done this before and it didn&#8217;t fix it, but this time it did. I don&#8217;t even care that I don&#8217;t know how I fixed it, I&#8217;m just glad it&#8217;s working.</p>
<p>The problem is that WPG2 has been orphaned and is no longer being developed. I assume that at some point, a few upgrades down the road, I am going to have this problem again if Wordpress or Gallery2 significantly change their code. Gallery3 is out there on the horizon, and while currently there doesn&#8217;t appear to be support for embedding in Wordpress, maybe that will be added later. Or maybe someone else will pick up WPG2 and continue on with it.</p>
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		<title>Arrrggghh</title>
		<link>http://critterweb.com/2010/05/06/arrrggghh</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 00:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The Critterweb is still going through some difficulties which apparently were due to the server the site was hosted on becoming unstable. There were no database backups so I&#8217;ve had to work to repair the old one, and just haven&#8217;t had a lot of time to work on it. Due to all this I&#8217;ve had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Critterweb is still going through some difficulties which apparently were due to the server the site was hosted on becoming unstable. There were no database backups so I&#8217;ve had to work to repair the old one, and just haven&#8217;t had a lot of time to work on it. Due to all this I&#8217;ve had to move the whole site which was a bit tricky with both Wordpress and Gallery2 databases to relocate. It&#8217;s mostly fixed but I am still working at getting the integration with the blog back up and running. In the meantime it can be <a href="http://critterweb.com/gallery2/main.php" target="_blank">accessed directly</a> but keep in mind there are still a few issues I am working on. If you see a broken photo link, please let me know!</p>
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		<title>Deep freeze</title>
		<link>http://critterweb.com/2010/01/03/deep-freeze</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 01:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Calvin]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Winter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The new year started with some unseasonably chilly temperatures (it&#8217;s 17 degrees now and never did get much warmer than that today) and there&#8217;s no end in sight to that. Heat pumps notoriously don&#8217;t do well below 20 degrees but so far we&#8217;re managing to stay warm. The gas log fireplace rocks &#8211; though the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The new year started with some unseasonably chilly temperatures (it&#8217;s 17 degrees now and never did get much warmer than that today) and there&#8217;s no end in sight to that. Heat pumps notoriously don&#8217;t do well below 20 degrees but so far we&#8217;re managing to stay warm. The gas log fireplace rocks &#8211; though the addition of a fluffy orange devil to the household necessitated an emergency fireplace screen purchase. We just hope the cold spell breaks soon.</p>
<p>Speaking of frozen things, our computer is still borked. So if we&#8217;ve missed replying to anyone&#8217;s emails or anything, we apologize. This post is coming from one of the two frankenlaptops as the desktop is in the midst of a second attempt at a Windows XP repair install, which appears to be hung at the same spot the first install failed at. The next (last ditch) step is a full Windows reload. I&#8217;ve already removed the video card and KVM switch, and ran memory, hard drive, and CPU tests. This is NOT how I had envisioned spending the last three day weekend we&#8217;ll have in a while.</p>
<p>The freezeup happens in a selective startup and even safe mode. It *didn&#8217;t* happen when booted to a Linux CD which is why I am trying the repair or reload Windows options, but my gut says this is a hardware issue, leaning towards &#8220;USB controller&#8221; but I&#8217;d love to be wrong. It just isn&#8217;t worth it to replace a motherboard on an older computer and a new one was not in our budget at this time.</p>
<p>We also engaged in our traditional holiday vet-fest &#8211; Dandelyon went in yesterday, for his upper respiratory infection that he came home from the shelter with, and Winter today, for the probable same infection. She&#8217;s got a 103.5 temperature and a voice like a woman who&#8217;s been smoking two packs a day for at least thirty years. The URI wasn&#8217;t totally unexpected; with Joy working at the shelter, me volunteering there, and the new kitten, someone was bound to come up with the crud. What <strong>was </strong>unexpected was the previously undiagnosed heart murmur that Winter apparently has that the vet discovered tonight.</p>
<p>Ah, never a dull moment in the critterweb household&#8230;</p>
<p>Happy New Year to all! If the posts are few and far between in the next little while, it&#8217;s our computer&#8217;s fault. We&#8217;re still out here, drinking hot tea to stay warm.</p>
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		<title>Do not adjust your sets</title>
		<link>http://critterweb.com/2010/01/02/do-not-adjust-your-sets</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 14:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Geek Stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>We have a bunch of pictures to post, and something I wanted to put up for New Year&#8217;s, but I can&#8217;t get our computer to stay unfrozen long enough to do any of that and have spent the past few days troubleshooting what&#8217;s wrong with it, instead. It&#8217;s an old-school freeze-up, like in the early [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have a bunch of pictures to post, and something I wanted to put up for New Year&#8217;s, but I can&#8217;t get our computer to stay unfrozen long enough to do any of that and have spent the past few days troubleshooting what&#8217;s wrong with it, instead. It&#8217;s an old-school freeze-up, like in the early days of Windows where the entire computer becomes unresponsive and you have to hit the power button &#8211; nothing in the event log, no error messages. I am sort of feeling a Windows reload coming on and I hate having to do that &#8212; it always seems to take forever to get things back the way they were before. Anyway, hopefully we&#8217;ll get things back up and functional soon.</p>
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		<title>Growing Pains</title>
		<link>http://critterweb.com/2009/11/19/growing-pains</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>As you can see, the site is in the process of getting a major facelift. We liked the old theme but it lacked a few features I wanted (drop down menus, three column capability) and it was just time for a change. The new theme you see here, which is called Atahualpa, is actually Joy&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you can see, the site is in the process of getting a major facelift. We liked the old theme but it lacked a few features I wanted (drop down menus, three column capability) and it was just time for a change. The new theme you see here, which is called <a href="http://wordpress.bytesforall.com/" target="_blank">Atahualpa</a>, is actually Joy&#8217;s pick. We had it narrowed down to this one and another one called <a href="http://www.aquoid.com/news/themes/suffusion/" target="_blank">Suffusion</a> that I actually favored just a bit more, but I had a devil of a time getting the embedded Gallery2 page to display correctly with either theme, and this was the one I was able to fix, so Joy wins.</p>
<p>There are a few things I don&#8217;t care for but they are mostly style issues and it&#8217;s just a matter of brushing up on my CSS skills to tweak it how I want it. The category structure will probably also change; back when the blog first started WordPress hadn&#8217;t implemented tags (or perhaps I hadn&#8217;t figured them out?) and a lot of the things I have in categories really should just be tags.  Please let me know if you find anything broken!</p>
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		<title>Upgrade time again</title>
		<link>http://critterweb.com/2008/04/29/upgrade-time-again</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The site may go a bit wonky over the next few days as I am preparing to upgrade WordPress and Gallery2 again as well as the plugin that embeds Gallery2 within Wordpress. I&#8217;ve been putting this off for a while but figured I&#8217;d better just bite the bullet since some of the fixes are security [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The site may go a bit wonky over the next few days as I am preparing to upgrade WordPress and Gallery2 again as well as the plugin that embeds Gallery2 within Wordpress. I&#8217;ve been putting this off for a while but figured I&#8217;d better just bite the bullet since some of the fixes are security related. I am backing everything including the databases up beforehand and this has gone smoothly in the past, but since our site uses a fair number of customizations and plugins, there&#8217;s always the potential for weirdness. If the site goes down for a bit, or just doesn&#8217;t look right, give me a few days to stomp out the bugs. <img src='http://critterweb.com/weblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Update 5:00 PM: The major upgrade seems to have gone without a hitch and I have all sorts of new Wordpress features to play with. <img src='http://critterweb.com/weblog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  There was a much upgraded version of the embedded Gallery2 plugin &#8212; if you scroll down and look at the sidebar you can now browse the album folders right from the main blog. I decided to wait for a major update to upgrade Gallery2 itself but I did finally go through the blog and replace all the pictures that were lost in the Typepad migration a couple of years ago; I had put them in a category called &#8220;fixpics&#8221; so I&#8217;d be able to find them easily, and I don&#8217;t know if that is the name of a software program of some sort, but I&#8217;ve been getting some weird site hits from &#8216;fixpics&#8217; searches.  I&#8217;m glad to have it gone and the broken links finally repaired.</p>
<p>By the way, I should probably put some sort of link up for this but if you want to see just the latest updates for the photo gallery you can chose &#8220;<a title="Latest Gallery Updates" href="http://critterweb.com/wpg2?g2_view=dynamicalbum.UpdatesAlbum&#038;g2_albumId=7" target="_self">View Latest Updates</a>&#8221; from the main Gallery page&#8217;s &#8216;Album actions&#8217; menu and you can bookmark the resulting page. Go there today and you&#8217;ll see some neat pictures of our apple tree that bloomed last week.</p>
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		<title>Some days I just shouldn&#8217;t touch a keyboard&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://critterweb.com/2007/07/07/some-days-i-just-shouldnt-touch-a-keyboard</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 19:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>OK, this is going to be another one of those posts that you might just want to skip over if you are not on the geeky side&#8230;</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve got a new computer (more on that later) and I am getting all the apps installed on it that I work with on a regular basis; somehow or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, this is going to be another one of those posts that you might just want to skip over if you are not on the geeky side&#8230;</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve got a new computer (more on that later) and I am getting all the apps installed on it that I work with on a regular basis; somehow or another while trying to find the link for the Gallery Remote software I that I use to upload photos, I noticed on the home page of the critterweb.com site that the links at the upper right were broken.  &#8220;Hmmmm&#8230;&#8221; I thought;Â  I knew they <em>originally </em>worked, but couldn&#8217;t remember if I ever tested them after that last upgrade.</p>
<p>A quick bit of testing (I noticed that the Gallery link worked, and the other links worked if I clicked on the Gallery link <em>first</em>) pointed in the direction of a bad URL. There was an extra directory level specified there that didn&#8217;t need to be, and so it was going to my 404 page which <strong>also </strong>appeared to be broken and was generating a nasty PHP error.</p>
<p>About a half hour of research on Google, the download of a text editor that highlights syntax in code, and some scrutiny of the page in that editor revealed an extra single quote where there should not be one. Simple enough &#8212;  that fixed the 404 page.</p>
<p>Next I tackled the bad URL&#8230;  I went into the Options page of WordPress without really thinking about what I was doing, and pulled the &#8216;extra&#8217; directory out of my WordPress site URL. Even as I clicked the Update button, a warning bell went off that I had just committed a major &#8216;oops&#8217; but it was already too late to take it back.  I now had no way to re-edit that page, as the WP_Admin folder was now unresolvable, the style sheet and header files for the site were also missing resulting in a garbled mishmash of text, and on top of all that, my smart-ass 404 page &#8212; which basically says something to the effect that the page was not found because Chris is an idiot (which in this case was true I guess!) &#8212; now appeared at the top of the mess.</p>
<p>I poked through the site&#8217;s configuration files and there was no way to change the &#8217;siteurl&#8217; value there, some more research led me to instructions on how to change it directly in the MySQL database, which meant I had to hunt down my Control Panel login info because I hadn&#8217;t installed SQLYog on this machine yet. Once I got in (and did a precautionary SQL dump before getting my happy little fingers into the tables) it was easy to fix.  The site was now back the way it should be&#8230; sort of. The problem was that I then I realized that an image link was broken on one of the previously unviewable pages, another undetected casualty of the upgrade last month, I am guessing.</p>
<p>So&#8230; some more time gets wasted hunting down another copy of the file in question and uploading it.  Then I load the page and I still can&#8217;t see it. Huh.  More poking around to isolate the reason for that and lo and behold: in the course of all this I discover that directory browsing is enabled on the site &#8211; ack! A security no-no.  I fixed the image link but now it was back to Google to find out how to disable this&#8230; I remembered it was an .htaccess option but didn&#8217;t remember the exact syntax and no way I was going to screw up the entire site by editing my root .htaccess with a wild guess. Finally I found what I was looking for and made the change (it&#8217;s &#8220;Options -Indexes&#8221; without the quotes on a line by itself, for anyone who may find this post in the future looking for the same fix) and everything is back to normal. I think. Damned if I am going to look any further and find something else to <strike>screw up worse</strike> fix!</p>
<p>You know, I think I&#8217;ll finish loading the software another day and go mow the lawn, which seems like a much safer venture for the few brain cells that seem to be firing in my head today.</p>
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		<title>Shiny new web site</title>
		<link>http://critterweb.com/2007/06/02/shiny-new-web-site</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I just spent the better part of several hours backing up the two MySQL databases and all the files for this site, then updating all the software.Â  We are now running:</p>

Wordpress version 2.2
Gallery2 version 2.2.1
WPG2 version 2.2.13

<p>Yeah, I know it doesn&#8217;t look any different, at least it shouldn&#8217;t (please report any glitches to me!) but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just spent the better part of several hours backing up the two MySQL databases and all the files for this site, then updating all the software.Â  We are now running:</p>
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<li><a href="http://wordpress.org/development/2007/05/wordpress-22/" title="Wordpress 2.2" target="_blank">Wordpress version 2.2</a></li>
<li><a href="http://gallery.menalto.com/" title="Gallery2" target="_blank">Gallery2 version 2.2.1</a></li>
<li><a href="http://wpg2.galleryembedded.com/index.php?title=Main_Page" title="WPG2" target="_blank">WPG2 version 2.2.13</a></li>
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<p>Yeah, I know it doesn&#8217;t look any different, at least it <em>shouldn&#8217;t </em>(please report any glitches to me!) but it added some useful functionality, fixed some security holes and bugs, and it seems to have resolved the slow-loading issue.</p>
<p>I also replaced one of the pictures in the collage that makes up the page banner, Olive the blinded bee-cat is now Olive the party cat. It&#8217;s a bit dark and gloomy, but then again so is Olive most of the time so I guess it&#8217;s more or less appropriate.</p>
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		<title>Slow page loads</title>
		<link>http://critterweb.com/2007/05/31/slow-page-loads</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 22:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>For anyone else who has noticed that the site is suddenly taking an extra long time &#8212; a good 30 seconds or so &#8212; to load, I thought I would mention that I aware of it and am researching the cause.  It seems to be more noticable in Firefox than in IE, for whatever [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For anyone else who has noticed that the site is suddenly taking an extra long time &#8212; a good 30 seconds or so &#8212; to load, I thought I would mention that I aware of it and am researching the cause.  It seems to be more noticable in Firefox than in IE, for whatever reason. I recently added a Petfinder &#8216;Featured Pet&#8217; block to the sidebar and thought that might be the cause, but when I remove it, it doesn&#8217;t load any faster.<br />
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Anyway, I *am* aware of it and looking into the cause. When I get a chance I am going to upgrade Wordpress from 2.1 to 2.2 and see if that  helps, but first I have to back everything up and make sure all my plugins are compatible with 2.2.</p>
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		<title>When Geeks Hallucinate</title>
		<link>http://critterweb.com/2007/03/17/when-geeks-hallucinate</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 15:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I have been suffering from one of my periodic bouts of insomnia this week; this time, it&#8217;s not a problem with getting to sleep, or waking up in the middle of the night, but rather I just sort of drift through the entire night without feeling like I was ever truly asleep.</p>
<p>Yesterday morning the alarm [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been suffering from one of my periodic bouts of insomnia this week; this time, it&#8217;s not a problem with getting to sleep, or waking up in the middle of the night, but rather I just sort of drift through the entire night without feeling like I was ever truly asleep.</p>
<p>Yesterday morning the alarm went off and I just sort of rolled over, thinking &#8220;ugh, I feel like crap and this day is going to suck.&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t quite bring myself to get up. I wasn&#8217;t really asleep &#8212; I was aware of Maggie shuffling around in her crate, the cats moving around the house &#8212; but I suppose I was not exactly awake, either, because I found myself carrying on a conversation with a pixel.</p>
<p>The pixel was a transparent rounded cartoon cube, with arms sticking out the sides of the cube and skinny little Jiminy Cricket-ish legs below, and he was floating in the air. He also had a goatee, and I think, bushy eyebrows. I don&#8217;t remember what he was saying but he had kind of a gruff, scratchy voice. It made perfect sense to me that he was one of those one-pixel transparent gifs that were used a lot in web design for spacing, before CSS came along, but then I guess somewhere along the way I realized I was talking to an imaginary cartoon pixel and that I was dreaming or halucinating. The pixel disappeared and I plodded off to the shower to clear the cobwebs out of my head.</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t it strange what sort of nonsense your brain conjures up? If someone told me to describe what I thought a transparent pixel would look like, if it was a &#8216;person&#8217;, and I&#8217;d probably have come up with something rather pixie-ish and ethereal, not a grouchy plump cube. Where the devil did THAT come from?</p>
<p>Hmm&#8230;. I wonder if I did a Google Images search on &#8216;transparent.gif&#8217; or &#8217;spacer.gif&#8217; (the names most commonly used for spacer gifs) if the results would be blank?</p>
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