OK, so I have no earthly idea how we got on the subject, I think it had something to do with hand sanitizer that had little colored blobs in it, but I ended up trying to explain Orbitz soda to my coworkers. No one here caught that bizarre little product during its brief life span, apparently. So off to Google I went…

First I spelled it wrong but came up with this amusing little blurb. Great, now I was scared to click on any of the other links for fear of hitting the disturbing link that guy mentioned. No, I am not repeating it here, previous experience has taught me that I will get a ton of very creepy web search hits to this blog from this point on if I do.

My wanderings then led me to Foods of the ’90s, where I learned how to spell it, and a new search led to this page dedicated to the weird icky drink with the floaters.

Somehow we jumped from that to Jolt Cola, which led me to ThinkGeek.com to prove you could still buy it, and an hour later I found myself looking at a Geekman action figure there, all productive work having ground to a halt way back when we first started the Orbitz discussion. Ah, the Internet… so many wasted hours of my life that I will never get back.